So I started using MSN messanger cuz its way fun.

Anyone wanna chat with meh?

Whoa I'm 20. fuck the what.

And I'm seeing Flight of the Conchords tonight!

Whoo!

So I'm gonna be in Boston for the weekend visiting my friend Lewis at college.

So I'm not gonna be able to check messages or shit for like 2 or 3 days.

Ya cahksuckuhz.

I got fired from Monstroville. They said its not my fault, its their fault for not instructing me in the direction they wanted. Oh well...

Now I suck again.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag some people.


1.) Your name?
Zach

literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

2.) Your age?
19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

3.) One of your friends?
Tom

the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.


5.) Favorite color?
Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

6.) Birthplace?
New York

Power that comes form diversity.... Pride that comes from making it to the top....


7.) Month of your birth?
April

female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too

8.) Last person you talked to?
Tara

a girl who posses these qualities:
beauty
humor
originality
shyness
culinary skills
loves animals
and who is a lovable dork.


9.) One of your nicknames?
John Wilks Booth

after you give ur mate an abraham lincoln u turn them around n shoot them in the back of the head with semen

Hahah this is awesome.

I taaaaag Mike, Chris, Dekay, The girlfriend of Mike and Tara even tho she wont do this.

IT

HAS


BEGUN


20 seconds completed.

Back from Utah.

Had a great time.

But I miss her alot.

Going to Utah tomorrow. Be there for a week.


BAI YOU GUYS.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ok.

Basically I have a shot at two internships.

ONE is with Bill Plympton and my 1st year animation teacher is hooking me up with that job.

TWO is with Augenblick studios the people who made Superjail.

I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK! Both internships start and go one basically at the same time.

On one hand...I'd be gettin college credit for doing the Plympton internship and Bill Plympton makes sick animations.

On the other hand....FUCKIN AUGENBLICK STUDIOS! I LOVE FUCKIN SUPERJAIL, MAN!

GAAAAHHH I don't know what to doooooo, I wish I had more time and money so I can do em both but I cannot.

Someone give me some words of wisdom!

Hiiii.

I haven't updated here in a while. Mostly cuz there's nothing I really want or NEED to talk about, or atleast just type up in a LJ entry lol.

I went to my first wedding today. It really wasn't like in the movies haha. But it was still nice.

ALSO they fuckin banned my first year animation project on Youtube for illegal music usage cuz I used a Rob Zombie song. Bullshit. Thats like the only decent animation I have on the net.

Oh yea. I have discovered TOM WAITS. He's so badass that lesser musicians have nightmares about him.



Thats it.

worst halloween fucking ever. EVER.

www.dummcomics.com

Thats right, boils and ghouls! I am very pleased to announce that something spine-tingling and blood-curdling is crawling your way this Saturday only at Dumm Comics!! What is Dumm Comics? Probably one of the best webcomics sites around! It features weekly strips by some great artists including Gabe Swarr, Sean Szeles, Katie Rice, Ricky Garduno, and Fred Osmond. It also features weekend guest comics which is where you'll get a chance to catch "Boogymen!" a killer spooky strip I did to celebrate the Halloween block for the site. The comic will be up and running to getcha this Saturday thru Sunday. Its guranteed to bite your funny bones! So don't hesitate to creep on down to Dumm Comics this Saturday to check it out and say "boo!"...or just a "hi" would be fine. And don't you forget to check out all the other awesome strips too. I can't wait to see you there, my children of the night...Mwaaahahahaha...

Sam fuckin M....YES!

aaaaaaaaaaand no one fuckin cares lol

SUPERJAIL!

AMAZING!

ANYONE WATCH IT?

* Take a picture of yourself right now.
* Don’t change your clothes.
* Don’t fix your hair
* Just take a picture.
* Post that picture with no editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable. Don’t go posting an eight megapixel image.)
* Include these instructions.

WELL YA KNOW WHAT? You'd be greasy and revolting with blemishes too if ya had to spend 7 or more hours for 4 days in the city every week. SO DONT GIMME NONE OF THAT. Also i got a haircut and no one noticed besides my friend Danny. Danny just got brownie points, you ass clowns!

Stealing Mike's thing: Stuff I'm up too...

-I am currently reading the watchmen, im up to chapter 3, that book is so damn wordy, but so far i likes it.

-Got one more page of the Jillyan and Voodoo Croc comic "The Dame, The Croc and The Gumbo" to finish up so get excited.

-After that I'm gonna do a 4 page Ratch comic. Ohhhh even more exciting...

-Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on tv.

-Tara is a yuppie and is gonna get snuffed so much she wont be able to think or make those stupid kitty faces anymore >:[


8D

mmk I'm done, bye.

 Well howdy everyone!

How's shit been going?

Just felt like updating my LJ. 

I applied for a job at a Barns n Noble thats opening near me soon. Hopefully I get that.

And I didn't even realize school's coming up soon. Damn. This month's been really long for me actually, probably since I've been waiting for Tara to come down, but I'm trying to savor the last of this summer.

But I can't wait to see all my college buddies again. I missed em.

Gotta figure out what I wanna be for halloween. Or what to even do on halloween.

Oh I also posted some new LJ icons, mostly stuff ppl drew for me. Don't ask where this one in this journal came from cuz I won't tell you. 

Everything seems to be going good for me right now. Yea.

Random post...mmmk

My parents now know I have no job.

My dad was kinda just like "You didn't quit already, did you?" and I was like "No, well sorta...yes."

I did make up a BS story of being yelled at by the store owner, but he didn't react as badly as I thought he would.

I'm really relieved right now, haha. Feelin better.

And noooow, I'm gonna go find a job!

Later.